DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

 
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

 

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

 

OPRAH
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.

 

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

 

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

 

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

 

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

 

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

 

BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

 

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

 

BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?

 

COLONEL SAUNDERS
Did I miss one?

 

HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . C h i c k e n

 

SAEED AL SAHAF (Iraqi information minister)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.

 

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

 

COLIN POWELL
Now, at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

 

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

 

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

 

TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.