Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant, Q & A Portion.
The FINALISTS: Miss America, Miss Spain, Miss Britain, Miss Philippines, Miss Iran,
Miss India.
QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.....
(Applause! ... Applause!)
QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(Applause! ... Applause!)
QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearean actors.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance.
(Applause! ... Applause!)
QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. IRAN: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
QUESTION: And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN: Because they always enter through the back door.....
(Applause! ... Applause!)
QUESTION: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a laborer.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA: Because it works day and night.
(Applause! ... Applause!)
QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. PHILIPPINES: Ahh ... well, opcors, hihihihi ... I can say dat male organs in
our country are like chissmis...
QUESTION: Chismis???
MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy! Sorry. ... Its ano, ahh kuwan ... it means GOSSIP in our
language.
QUESTION: Hmm ... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy ... dyahe! Hihihihihi! Kasi ... I mean ...because it passes
from mouth to mouth.
(STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when
a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
The first lady immediately had a stroke.
A few seconds later the second lady also had a stroke.
The third lady, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took
one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had
disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, 'Do you know what I'm doing?' 'Yes,' she replied, 'you're
checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.'
'That is right,' said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. 'Do you
know what I'm doing now?' he asked. 'Yes,' the woman said, 'you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer.' 'Correct,' replied
the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.
He asked, 'Do you know what I'm doing now?' 'Yes,' she said. 'You're getting HIV; which is why I came here in the first place.'
